Spill the tea... and make it sassy.

There's three parts to this swap: a handmade blank note card/envelope set that has a little sass, a tea bag, and a secret.

1)Send a handmade card and envelope set that has some sass, one that you probably wouldn't send to your grandma. Leave it blank so the recipient can use it in the future!

*No store bought cards, please. *Swear words are welcome, but keep it R rated or less. *The card should not be season specific (i.e. don't send a Christmas card). *Keep it fun... Humor is what makes the sass, if it is simply cranky then it's missing the mark.

Examples of Sass:

-Card front says "Wuttup ho?" with a picture of a squirrel eating a nut.

-Cards that features marijuana/alcohol ("When life give you lemons, mix tequila with them")

-Simply "Fuck that" on the front

-"If it requires a bra, I'm not doing it today."

-Anything dark, alternative, or witchy

2) Send an individually wrapped tea bag. Pick one that you'd like to share with someone while talking each other through life's nonsense, and sometimes swearing a little.

3) Include a note to the recipient that shares a simple secret about yourself; one that's ok for a stranger to know. Could be light, could be heavy... whatever fees right. Just don't make it incriminating.

Examples:

-I hate shrimp but I eat them sometimes because my aunt thinks I like them and makes a shrimp cocktail platter for me at most family gatherings.

-Sometimes I take money from my husbands wallet for fun. I have my own money but I like to take his. I tell myself he is paying the cleaning woman with it, because he is.

-I thought "deviled eggs" were actually called "doubled eggs" up until a few years ago when my boss corrected me.